# Our Non-Important News

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This week we look into how we are replacing our phone answering system with monkeys. As you know we have already swapped the email and online chat to the monkey replying system and with the amount of complaints we received, we have chosen to extend this level of service to the phone service. Below is one of our highly-trained monkeys to make you not worry at all.
With sales through the roof we are looking at expanding our service with even better server options and more games! But shhhh don’t tell to many people as most of the services that we are going to be making is going to be resold onto large business who pay us large sums of money to do nothing. But don’t worry there is going to be a few left for you guys =D. #### New Server Specs Core i3 single thread clocked at 1.3mh 100mb DDR2 RAM 100mh clock speed 4tb/s network card
We have special news today with the launch of the PAYDAY2 service with the breakneck speeds we have on them you are sure to hate this game within a day if not hours as we at 4DOGSERVERS love creating hatred for games and disgust for our server hosting services. However with this in mind we are having a special discount of 0.30% so let us know in the contact section if you would like this discount.
Yes the servers are DOWN we are working with the ISS to restore all functionality to our unnecessary large network that includes, 4 satellites, 22 undersea coaxial cables and a couple hundred telephone towers. We expect the serves to be down a week because a tree fell down on a cable.